Funny Caption Contest

You Should Always Check the mirror before you leave the camper.  You might forget something!  Enter your best caption here or on Facebook and we'll send the funniest one (as chosen by our editors) a FREE collectible, USRiderNews cap!  Hurry, contest ends soon.

Don't Look Ethel!!!

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  1. If this don’t get rid of those hemorrhoids I give up!

  2. I’m too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my pants, too sexy…

  3. Cash – Grass – or Ass – no one rides for free…..

  4. She got the house, the cars, even the clothes off my back but she didnt get the Bike.

  5. ‘Who wants to ride a full dresser? Hell no I only ride Nekked Bikes!, low drag = high speed!’

  6. "Does it look like I have an ID on me Officer?" And no I don't know why you pulled me over.

  7. The Ol’ Lady was washing all the damn towels!

  8. License…Really!?! Oh wait let me pull it out of my ASS!!!

  9. that was a bitching hurricane but at least i still got my hat.

  10. The guys that ride Harley Davidson’s took my clothes and threw them in a tree.

  11. The insurance company paid the claim on the bike as a total loss. Not enough saddle soap in the world to salvage that one.

  12. maybe if i take off my clothes i can go faster….

  13. Ain't bad till ya get to 55 or 60, then things get ta flappin a bit….

  14. "Is that Casper the Friendly Ghost riding a Harley " ?

  15. Who cut that Middle Pipe so short??????

  16. I knew I shouldn’t have spent so much fixing my bike.

  17. Ijust remember drinking with these two hot girls them BAM, everyone was taking pictures of me on my bike.

  18. I know where I’m going but I have no clue where I’ve been!

  19. Oh yeah baby!! This will make me popular with the chicks!!

  20. This gives me an areodynamic advantage, for I am…….. The Naked Racer.

  21. somethings just feel beter on a harley naked!!!!!!

  22. OMFG! WHO POSTED THIS PIC OF ME ON FB!!!??? OMG OMG!!!(I’m suing someone I swear!)

  23. somethings can’t be explained when you mix adult beverages, sunshine, and bikers….

  24. There’s nothing like the open road and the wind in your pubic hair.

  25. The engine vibrates so bad I lost all my clothes within 50 feet of my house.

  26. Hey, put a helmet on, there are laws ya know!

  27. Those chicks must be digging my freshly polished chrome! “How ya doin!

  28. damn jap riders never know how to act in public. (but i think Dan Boudreau’s is the total funniest!!!!!!!!!)

  29. Is my engine running hotter… sure feels like it!

  30. “Yo, Jim Bob, the new style ‘Naked’ means the bike”

  31. Wow! My new USRider News hat is attracting attention!

  32. The terminator was right, you can’t where your clothes when you go back in time.

  33. I had this dream where Im at school in my underwear.
    well, Im livin my dreams!

  34. Off to see the Wizard, umm, mean Presidents!!

  35. Man that was one hell of a party last night,at least i didnt forget where my bike was.

  36. good thing they don't make these seats out of vinyl …

  37. Bubba liked ridin’ in the buff until the gas cap leaked!

  38. This has got to be the guy your mother warned you about!…lock up your daughter’s and hide the silver!

  39. “What?! I’m just tryin’ to even out the tan lines!!!!”

  40. But officer, those storm winds really did blow my clothes off on the way here!

  41. I thought bareback was for horses not hogs..

  42. Now, we’ll try this one more time…this is how you get rid of those annoying tan lines.

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